Long ago,
the Kingdom of Agacata lived in harmony. Then everything changed when the Root Of All Evil attacked. Only the True Agacata, protector of the realm, could stop it. But when the kingdom most needed a hero, the True Agacata was captured. Years have passed, and a new hero has risen. Their journey will be perilous and they have a long way to go before they can fight the Root Of All Evil. However, I believe they can save the world.

In Agacata, you are the hero.

The Kingdom Of Agacata

Located inside a black hole, the Kingdom of Agacata is a land filled with adventure and peril. Everyone is welcome to become a citizen of Agacata. (However, any who dare to enter the kingdom by passing through the Gates of Schwarzschild will never be allowed to leave.) The kingdom currently is overrun by creatures never seen before and everyone lives in fear of the Root Of All Evil. Their only hope is that some new citizen will rise to the challenge and become the hero that Agacata needs.

Are you ready to become that hero?

The True Agacata

Long before the Kingdom of Agacata was formed, the True Agacata was watching over the lands. It provided guidance to the royal family, and the dark green of its peel became one of the most treasured colors in the kingdom. Unfortunately, a nefarious nemesis captured the sage. Without the guidance of the True Agacata, the kingdom has fallen to chaos, and previously unseen creatures terrorize the lands.

Are you ready to save the kingdom?

The Root Of All Evil

At the same time the True Agacata came into being, so did the Root Of All Evil. For centuries, the Root of All Evil plagued the lands, clashing with the True Agacata at every turn. However, only recently did its efforts bear fruit, and now the Root of All Evil is recognized as something more than a scary story. The Russet One watches with its many eyes as the kingdom scrambles to find a new champion, assuming the cause of good is not hopeless.

Are your ready to provide hope?

Things to look for:

      King Shush
      Queen Boom
      The Horrible Crutch
      He Who Has No Name
      The Forgotten Lab
      The Whapper
      The Peeler
      The Spud Gun
      The Shining Armor Of GLORY!!!!
      Bullseye Shield
      Plaid Armor
      The Spord
      Death Squirrels
      Servants of the Root
      Box Armor
      Wand of Whatever
      The Mad Giraffe
      The Only Ring
      Lord Sharkas
      Landsharks
      The Straw Helmet
      The Blue Ocean
      The Heroes Graveyard
      Mercury Flytrap
      Mount Shroom
      The Cuthrkey
      The Abandoned Alter
      Rift Sword
      Mazxulip
      The Corn Sword
      The Corn Mantle
      The Whispering Fields
      The Source
      The Philter Of Pain
      Root Rot
      The Snoring Forest
      The Sun’s Daughter
      The Sunlight Cavern
      The Kingdom of Agacata
      The City of Bedarn
      The Decaying Priests
      The Acorn Fortress
      The Necromancer Pirates
      Wisps